Charlie Sunday's Texas Outfit Page 2

  The congregation chuckled.

  The minister cleared his throat.

  “Thank you, too, Charley.” He nodded. “Now I’ll try and get along with what I have to say … if you don’t mind.

  Charley shook his head, smiling. “No sir, Caleb,” he replied humbly. “You just go right ahead. That’s exactly what I come all this way to hear.”

  There was a laugh-covering cough from someone in the crowd, then the good reverend began to speak.

  Twenty minutes later the buckboard team was tied off in front of the Juanita Pharmacy fountain entrance—the horses’ feed bags were in place once again. A sign in the front window stated that although the drugstore was closed for the Sabbath, the fountain was open for business—because, it said, God’s children must be able to nourish themselves regardless of the day.

  The door to the small fountain area was slightly ajar, and muted voices could be heard coming from within. Other than that, it was a peaceful scene indeed.

  While wide-open windows cooled what they could of the inside of the small eating establishment, the fountain’s owner stacked some glasses behind the counter beside the register.

  With that done, he picked up a newspaper section and continued with his reading. He leaned his nose closer to the comics section that fronted the tabloid, chuckling—then he looked up.

  “Hey, Roscoe,” he said. “Did you see what them Katzenjammer Kids done today yet?”

  Roscoe, sitting several stools down the counter reading his own portion of the paper, looked up.

  “Katzenjam … ?” He stared blankly. “Oh, sure,” he said, and smiled. “That captain’s a hoot, ain’t he?”

  “Sorry about it being so warm in here, Roscoe,” said the owner, apologizing. “I seen one of them newfangled electric ceiling fans advertised just the other day. I’ll probably order one as soon as we get wired up for electricity in this part of town,” he added, fanning himself with a menu.

  “Summer’s just around the corner, Jed,” said Roscoe, sipping his coffee. “Some folks say it’s gonna be a sizzler.”

  The proprietor was observing something out the front window.

  “Wonder who that could be?” he questioned to himself out loud.

  Roscoe looked up again. “Who’s that?”

  “Oh, no one,” answered the owner. “Just some horsemen out for a Sunday ride, I suspect. They didn’t look familiar to me … Nobody local, that’s for sure.”

  “Yup,” said Roscoe, going back to his newspaper. “Probably just some travelers got lost off the main road. More’n likely they’re lookin’ to ask someone fer directions … or a public toilet.”

  “Then you should ask yourselves this question,” the good Reverend Caleb Pirtle droned on. “Have I achieved in this life all the material possessions I want? Or just the necessities I need?”

  Some members of the congregation nodded, while others shook their heads.

  “Most of you, I suspect, would answer No,” he continued. “Well, let me go further and ask you this: Are material possessions what you think our Good Lord put you here on earth to acquire in the first place? Or—”

  KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!!!

  A very loud explosion echoed through the town of Juanita, Texas, sending shards of glass hurtling out onto dry, dusty Main Street.

  In less than moments, a giant swirl of black smoke bellowed from a business establishment directly across the way from the pharmacy where Charley’s buckboard was tied. The horses jumped at the sound, though they were not able to pull away from the hitching rail.

  Roscoe, followed by the proprietor of the fountain, immediately stepped out onto the boardwalk, eyes gawking, as the smoke began to clear.

  “Heavens ta Betsy,” said the slack-jawed proprietor. “What in the Sam Hill is going on?”

  Both men stood in awe as three masked horsemen galloped out of a side alley, turning onto Main Street.

  “Son-of-a-buck,” moaned Roscoe. “Someone’s done blown the Juanita National Bank.”

  At the church, which stood on slightly higher ground than the Juanita Pharmacy fountain, the startled congregation was trying to press through the narrow double doors so they might witness what had caused the thunderous blast that had interrupted their peaceful service.

  Charley Sunday, normally a very polite individual, put aside his good manners for the moment and managed to wedge his way through the unsettled multitude so he could be first out onto the porch.

  He immediately heard galloping horses’ hooves moving fast on the road leading out of town. From his vantage looking down on Juanita, he could see three masked riders moving rapidly toward the house of worship.

  Several blocks behind the horsemen, Sunday also observed a large, dissipating cloud of black smoke with several small puffs still rolling upward from the center of town.

  A number of parishioners, gathering behind Charley, appeared outwardly distressed at the sight of the menacing trio galloping wildly up the road, heading directly for the intersection where they stood gaping from the church portico.

  “You’re all way too nosy,” Charley cautioned. “Better get your behinds back inside.”

  The worshippers, who knew Charles Abner Sunday to be more than straightforward when it came to matters such as the one at hand, ducked back into the vestibule.

  Charley continued to keep a narrow eye on the approaching riders. He moved casually to the planter where he found his chaw of tobacco. He blew on it, then tucked it between teeth and cheek. All the while, the sound of the racing horses grew closer and closer.

  Slowly and deliberately, Charley Sunday bent down. He raised the cuff of his trousers to reveal a smoothly polished, freshly oiled, .44-caliber, antique Colt revolver—it was a Whitneyville Walker. Also known as the 1847 Army Model—and it was Charley Sunday’s gun of choice. He’d been required to use one by the Texas Rangers way back when he became a member of that prestigious law enforcement agency.

  He removed the ancient six-shooter from his boot top, checking the cylinder before pulling back the hammer.

  When the bank robbers were almost to the junction, one of the outlaws drew his weapon and fired several slugs of burning lead in the direction of the gentleman wearing the gray hat who stood on the church steps. The bullets went way wide of their intended target.

  Charley didn’t flinch. He unceremoniously spat some tobacco juice, raised the Walker with both hands, sighted in on the approaching bandits, and took aim with the eyes of Argus.

  As the riders careened their animals into a slip-sliding turn, speeding past Sunday’s position, the old rancher squeezed off several shots.

  Two of the riders were hit. Both fell from their saddles in a tangle. The third man’s horse stumbled and went down, throwing him into a small ditch.

  The two wounded outlaws slid viciously across the sunbaked dirt and into a cement curbside where they glanced off, then hit, several buggy wheels. The momentum shoved the rigs forward, bumping one another and frightening horses until both men were stopped abruptly by a sturdy, cast-iron fireplug.

  The terrified horses bucked and jumped, pulling at their yokes. There was the briefest of moments, and then a massive plume of water gushed high into the air. Several more buggy teams whinnied loudly, adding to the chaos, rearing high in their harnesses.

  Charley calmly walked on down the church steps, crossing the street to where the first two bandits had been halted.

  Ignoring the cascading water, he made his way to the first bleary-eyed robber and dragged him away through the mud. He brought the heavy barrel of his Colt Walker down on the outlaw’s head before moving back to the fire hydrant, where he dragged the second robber away from the spewing water. As he had done with the first, he thumped the second outlaw with the gun’s barrel before casually turning toward the third bank robber who had remounted his horse and was now watching dumbfounded as Charley finished his business.

  Gun still in hand, Charley started toward him.

  “I’ll be danged,
” he said, recognizing the man; then he shouted, “Throw down your gun, John Bob Cason. I’m making a citizen’s arrest.”

  The bank robber, Cason, drew his pistol and wheeled his horse, but Charley fired the Walker three more times into a tree branch that hung precariously close to the outlaw’s head.

  The heavy limb dropped with a thud, nearly knocking Cason from his saddle but completely dislodging the pistol from his grip. Without his weapon John Bob Cason could only eye Charley with a squint and a snarl.

  “I’ll get you for this, Charley Sunday,” he shouted, “and I still intend to kill you for gunning down my partner.”

  Then he spurred his mount up the road in a cloud of boiling dust.

  Charley emptied his Walker Colt, firing wildly at the escaping outlaw.

  With the other two robbers collared, Charley lugged them over to where several members of the congregation had gathered.

  One of the men, Willingham Dubbs, was busy pinning a gold sheriff’s star to his lapel. He appeared to be boiling mad as Charley reached the small group of church elders, dropping his two charges at the fuming law officer’s feet.

  “Damnit, C.A.!” huffed Willingham Dubbs. “If I told you once, I told you a hunnert times what I’d do if I ever caught you carryin’ that old hog leg of yours into Juanita again.”

  Sunday eyed the sheriff sternly. He spit some more tobacco juice, narrowing his eyes.

  “A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, Willingham. So get off your high horse,” he warned. “All I done was to put a spoke in their wheels before you did … And that’s a fact.

  “Go on now,” he continued. “Lock ’em up. Then we can get back to our Sunday meetin’ with our Lord.”

  Charley continued to stare down the sheriff. After spitting another smooth, slick stream of tobacco juice, he turned abruptly and moved back toward the church where he again deposited his tobacco wad in the planter.

  As he passed through the remainder of the flock, the ones who had stayed around to witness his confrontation with the sheriff, Charley began to whistle.

  As the soft strains of “The Yellow Rose of Texas” began to drift from the old cowman’s puckered lips, Charles Abner Sunday found it somewhat difficult not to smile.

  Charley’s old two-seat buckboard squeaked along at an unpretentious pace. This was a very familiar route for Charley and Roscoe—the only road between Charley’s ranch and Juanita.

  Situated here and there beside this peaceful roadway were several newly constructed advertising signs. A few of them offered those who happened to pass by “new and modern conveniences for house and home.”

  One in particular shouted out the advantages of steam tractors over horse-drawn machinery, along with the San Antonio location of the company that sold them.

  Roscoe’s face played a symphony of smiles and Charley grinned broadly as his friend offered him a brand-new cigar.

  Roscoe dipped his head as Charley selected his stogie. Then he took one for himself, striking a Blue Diamond match and lighting the two cheroots. “That’s my little gift to ya, C.A.,” said Roscoe, chuckling and puffing … “fer gettin’ the one up on Sheriff Dubbs.” He coughed, puffed again. “I sure wish I’d bin there ta see the ol’ buzzard’s face. I bet he could’ve give birth ta twin calves, by golly!”

  Charley sucked on his cigar, smacking his lips. He glanced over as the buckboard passed yet another sign—a foreclosure sign.

  “Hey,” he said to his seatmate. “Didn’t that used to be the Shahan place?”

  Roscoe, who had to turn almost completely around in his seat to catch a glimpse of the property, turned back, nodding.

  “Sure was,” he answered. “I heard tell that Happy done sold all his cattle … what was left of ’em … and he still couldn’t meet his mortgage payment. They kicked him and the missus off the property last month. He’s bin tellin’ everyone he’s always wanted to retire early anyways … Besides, they always wanted ta live in a smaller house when the children were grown.”

  Charley’s eyebrows rose slowly. “Yep, most likely the Poor House.” He let out a trickle of cigar smoke. “Sure ain’t like the old days, is it?” he reminisced.

  Roscoe shook his head. “No-sir-ee. Times are a-changin’, C.A.”

  “Now ain’t that a fact,” said Charley. “A man used to be able to graze cattle for a hundred miles in damn near any direction around here.”

  He took another long draw on his smoke, looking out at the dilapidated fencing that enclosed a once fine cattle ranch. He pointed. “That’s where Barlow had his lower forty, wasn’t it?” he said.

  Roscoe answered, “You and me spent many a cold night out in them pastures, pardner.” He shivered at the thought, smiling to himself. “Them were the days, weren’t they, amigo?” he added.

  “Yep,” answered Charley nostalgically. “A damn good way of life. It’s just too bad. It was a good way. Even the bad days beat the hell out of what I’m seein’ now.”

  Roscoe chuckled out loud.

  “Reckon we should’ve known it was all comin’ to an end when they started brandin’ cattle,” he said.

  Charley threw his friend an awkward glance.

  “Stick to the truth, Roscoe,” he cautioned. “We may be getting old, but we ain’t ready for the antique store just yet.”

  They turned off onto a long, dusty road nestled between rotting wooden fencing that held back absolutely nothing.

  If reflected in human terms, Charley Sunday’s ramshackle spread, at least what was left of it, was located less than a few miles from Juanita. At first glance the place appeared to be snoozing. The empty corrals and vacant ranch yard had been silent and inactive for some time.

  Charley pulled the old buckboard into a dirt enclosure, rolling right on through a very insignificant flock of squawking chickens, and on past a worn-out wagon that was minus three wheels. He stopped between the dilapidated barn and the two-story ranch house, which, at one time, must have been quite something to look at.

  Charley nudged Roscoe, who had been sleeping again.

  “Hey, ol’ pard,” he said. “You might want to wake up. We’re home.”

  Roscoe opened his eyes, blinking. He looked around at the familiar, lackluster setting.

  “Ya know,” he told his friend, “it’d sure be nice if we had somethin’ ta do ’round this ol’ place again.”

  Charley bit off a chaw of tobacco.

  “Well,” he pondered. “Maybe you can start by rustlin’ us both up some midday vittles. Remember, we still gotta go back to town later on this afternoon to pick up Betty Jean, Kent, and Henry Ellis at the stage depot.”

  CHAPTER TWO

  As the Uvalde to Del Rio short-line stage made its way to the next small town along its route, Charley’s ten-year-old grandson, Henry Ellis Pritchard, glanced out a dusty isinglass window, while at the same time playing with a wooden stick and ball game his father had brought back for him from Mexico. He tossed the tethered sphere into the air, then tried to catch it in the hand-carved cup that had been glued to the top of the handle.

  Once again the boy took a quick glance out the window to his right. His animated eyes held an edge of expectancy that rode delicately, almost stubbornly, on a building anticipation of something long awaited.

  Broken-down farm after farm, ranch after ranch made their appearance as the four-up stagecoach rolled past at a good pace.

  Henry Ellis’s mother, Betty Jean Pritchard, sat in the opposite seat beside the boy’s father, Kent. Both were facing the youngster. The boy’s parents, though native to the Lone Star State, were of the newer generation. And their dress—typical Austin city dude—appeared to be just a smidgen out of place in this flannel and denim section of Texas.

  The parents appeared to be talking to, but not looking directly at, their son, who continued playing with his wooden toy.

  “I do wish you were goin’ to San Francisco with us, Henry Ellis,” his mother was saying. “But we didn’t think you’d mind too mu
ch if we left you with your grampa one more summer. This may be the very last time any of us’ll be seeing”—she stopped abruptly, then changed what she was about to say—“any of us’ll be seeing the old place ever again, you know.”

  The two adults traded glances.

  The boy didn’t respond. He appeared to be much too absorbed with the stick and ball game and the passing scenery.

  Henry Ellis’s father turned to his wife.

  “Is Charley finally going to sell?” he asked in a low whisper.

  “I don’t think so, sweetheart,” Betty Jean replied. “I don’t think he has that choice. He wrote me in his last letter that the bank’s gonna foreclose on the place unless he can somehow start to make it pay for itself again.”

  Kent shook his head.

  “Then he’s going to lose it.” He shrugged with a sigh. “There isn’t any way in the world your father could turn a profit on that old ranch anymore, darlin’. Civilization is squeezing him out, anyway.”

  She touched his arm. “But he’s still my daddy,” said Betty Jean. “And I just know if he loses his ranch, it’ll break his heart. Maybe we should loan him some more money … just to get him through these hard times.”

  “Awww, Betty Jean,” said Kent. “You know we’ve lent him a whole lot more than we can afford … and Charley’s hard times never seem to end, do they? I’m afraid being a cattle rancher is out of the question for your father anymore.”

  “We’re there,” shouted Henry Ellis, pressing his nose against the window again.

  Charley and Roscoe stood by with the two-seat buckboard as the stage trundled into town. There wasn’t the usual hoopla for the coach’s arrival like there had been in the past—(one) because it was still the Sabbath and most folks were at home getting ready for evening services or an early supper, and (two) the short-line coaches were becoming fewer and fewer with every passing year, plus the locals now preferred to go out to the train depot and watch the better-dressed Pullman-car passengers instead.

  Charley and Roscoe watched as the stage driver reined in the four-horse team and the coach came to a standstill.